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 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day 2010 Desk Calendar | 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day 2010 Desk CalendarThree decades of guffaws, three decades of belly laughs, three decades of setting the bar in silliness—really low. What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche! Celebrating its 30th anniversary in 2010, The Original 365 Jokes is packed with hundreds of riddles, silly definitions, puns, fly-and-waiter jokes, chicken jokes, and knock-knocks that will make the whole family groan. Did you hear the one about the thief who stole only things that begin with the letter A? A wallet, a car, a watch... These jokes are so dumb, you won't be able to do anything but laugh. This 2010 calendar is produced by Workman Publishing. | ||
 Anguished English 2010 Desk Calendar | Anguished English 2010 Desk Calendar“Child care provided with reservations.” “Position open: Contract manager. Ability to deal with people effectively and diplomatically. BS required.“ Compiled by Richard Lederer, eagle-eyed language commentator on radio and author of more than thirty books on language, this calendar offers 313 classic language botches and blunders (Saturdays and Sundays share a page) - all real-world sightings. Each entry falls into one of a number of categories: “School Daze,” “Medical Speak,” “Sign of the Times,” “Misdirected Directions,” “Wholly Holy Bloopers,” “Accidental Explanations,” and more. Also included in the calendar: yearly grids for 2010 and 2011 and pages for notes. This 2010 calendar is produced by Pomegranate. | ||
 Baby Boomers are Best Because 2010 Desk Calendar | Baby Boomers are Best Because 2010 Desk CalendarBecause skateboarding wasn't an Extreme Sport that required Extreme Protection. Because Mouseketeers are named Annette, Cubby, and Tommy, not Britney, Christina, and Justin. Because after school you were a Lassie kid not a latchkey kid. To any baby boomer in the United States today, these are just some of the best things about being a baby boomer. The Baby Boomers Are Best Because... 2010 Desk Calendar honors that unique generation with lighthearted, humorous entries about why being a boomer is so great. It also features quotes from famous boomers such as Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton, Michael Jordan, Cher, Jimmy Buffet, and Oprah Winfrey. It's a nostalgic walk down memory lane. This 2010 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel. | ||
 Duh! 2010 Desk Calendar | Duh! 2010 Desk CalendarThink your brother-in-law is dumb? What about the guy who went on a television game show and did quite well. The problem? He was wanted for fraud. Viewers recognized him, and he was arrested. Covering such topics as "Dumb Ways to Die," "All Is Dumb in Love and War," "Stupid Sports," and "The Business of Stupidity," the Duh! The Dumbest Things Ever Said or Done 2010 Desk Calendar chronicles the densely inept, decidedly ignorant, and therefore incredibly hilarious. This 2010 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel. | ||
 The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day 2010 Desk Calendar | The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day 2010 Desk CalendarOh, the stupidity! The #1 bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day calendar is back with more hilarious celebrity gaffes, bureaucratic idiocy, malapropisms, and d'oh! moments. Outrageous excuses for not serving in Vietnam: "So many minority youths had volunteered...that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like myself" (former congressman Tom DeLay). Plus strange headlines, badly thought-out business names (Titanic Tours ), and entertainers who just don't get it: "I want an autobiography without revealing any personal information whatsoever" (Diana Ross to her editor). This 2010 calendar is produced by Workman Publishing. | ||
 Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day 2010 Desk Calendar | Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Page-A-Day 2010 Desk CalendarNow in a toilet-shape die-cut, the perfect gift for the 68% of Americans who read in the bathroom - or anyone with a quirky sense of humor. Packed with lively and compulsive reading, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader is adapted from the Bathroom Reader book series. Here is a year of riddles, offbeat trivia, strange inventions, and so-weird-they've-got-to-be-true stories. Spaced-Out Sports, cell phone elbow and other odd medical conditions, and big Broadway flops, such as 1976's Rockabye Hamlet, featuring the "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Boogie." Plus the Mitsubishi Lettuce and other foreign car names unlikely to debut in the U.S. This 2010 calendar is produced by Workman Publishing. | ||
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