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365 Days of Duct Tape Page-A-Day 2008 Desk Calendar | 365 Days of Duct Tape Page-A-Day Calendar : Desk : 2008 They're the masters of The Tape. The goofy gurus of adhesive. They are, of course, Jim and Tim - two guys who've made it their life's mission to spread the gospel of duct tape. It's a new year of tips, sightings, duct tape practical jokes, “Brainteasers du Month,” Photo Fundays, and more.
Remodel on the cheap: Cover kitchen cabinets with duct tape for that trendy “professional chef's kitchen” stainless-steel look. Thumb anything but green? Revive that dead house plant by folding green duct tape over withered leaves and trimming into shape. (Bonus: water and sunlight no longer required.) And so you never have to leave home without it, learn how to make a portable purse-pack of duct tape. This 2008 calendar is produced by Workman Publishing in the category Satire calendars. |
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A Year of Days Worse Than Yours 2008 Desk Calendar | A Year of Days Worse Than Yours Calendar : Desk : 2008 This amusing spiral-bound appointment diary for 2008 is illustrated with 26 photos that show how good your day really is. Bonus: there's a page added for Leap Year! This 2008 calendar is produced by Barnes & Noble in the category Satire calendars. |
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Beautiful People with Beautiful Feelings 2008 Wall Calendar | Beautiful People with Beautiful Feelings Calendar : Wall : 2008 Donny Miller's wise, ironic, and iconic observations on life, love and (un)happiness fill this new wall calendar. This 16-month calendar features a foil stamped cover. This 2008 calendar is produced by Abrams in the category Satire calendars. |
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Big Buds 2008 Wall Calendar | Big Buds Calendar : Wall : 2008 With an estimated million growers and 11 states having legalized the medical variety, interest in marijuana has never been higher. Ed Rosenthal's calendar honors the beautiful bud with spectacular portraits of different varieties in full, vibrant flower. Full-color photos are accompanied by sidebars and thumbnail pictures on the date page describing each type's characteristics, sensory effects, cultivation preferences, yield, or genetic history. In addition to standard holidays, the calendar highlights significant dates in marijuana history and culture. This 2008 calendar is produced by Quick American Archives in the category Satire calendars. |
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Big Hair 2008 Wall Calendar | Big Hair Calendar : Wall : 2008 This humorous calendar pays homage to seriously back-combed, full of gel, mousse, waz, and teased bouffant big hair. This 2008 calendar is produced by Image Connection in the category Satire calendars. |
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Butt Crack 2008 Wall Calendar | Butt Crack Calendar : Wall : 2008 Since the crack of dawn, Man's "tender cleft" has made the occasional, discreetly odd appearance in select activities such as berry picking in hunter-gatherer cultures to plumbing repairs in the modern-day world. Whether the nether region is an appropriate subject or not, it's hard to turn the other "cheek" when the great divide is displayed. Therefore, The Official Butt Crack Calendar aims to take the lowly crack to new heights via divinely inspired and downright hysterical photography. This 2008 calendar is produced by All Things Winkle in the category Satire calendars. |
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College 2008 Wall Calendar | College Calendar : Wall : 2008 This new wall calendar is a retro spoof on the best SEVEN years of any procrastinator's life! Each month, you'll find a humorous glimpse into the crazy world otherwise known as college life. From dorm food to drinking, mid-term exams to midnight rendezvous, nothing is off limits. This 2008 calendar is produced by Sellers Publishing in the category Satire calendars. |
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Depressories 2008 Wall Calendar | Depressories Calendar : Wall : 2008 Seeking words of wisdom? Then this is definitely not the calendar for you. This anti-inspiration calendar will surely cause roars of laughter throughout the year! This 2008 calendar is produced by Time Factory in the category Satire calendars. |
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Do It Later! 2008 Planner | Do It Later! Calendar : Planner : 2008 Do It Later! Planner: Back for its third year, this immensely popular organizational calendar is designed for the professional procrastinator. Along with ample room to note appointments, each week's calendar grid offers procrastinator wisdom and tips (such as “Don't sweat the small stuff-just don't do any of it”); wry quotes; an organizational section for prioritizing your delay tactics; and generous space for doodling. Sprinkled throughout are lists of things to do (or not), such as “Things you'd like to tell your most annoying neighbor” and “Things you would do if elected president,” along with entertaining diversions, just-in-time survival tactics, and more. Also includes full-year 2008 and 2009 spreads. This 2008 calendar is produced by Pomegranate in the category Satire calendars. |
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High Times 2008 Wall Calendar | High Times Calendar : Wall : 2008 High Times is proud to offer the 2008 Ultimate Grow calendar featuring hot tips from the world's foremost cannabis cultivator, Jorge Cervantes. Packed with monthly summaries and daily grow tips, this calendar aims to keep you on track, whether you are growing indoors or outside. The calendar covers everything from temperature control to nutrient programs and features simple but timely reminders to look ahead in the season. This year's grow calendar is a first of its kind and is sure to be a useful tool for any grower, beginner or expert. This 2008 calendar is produced by High Times Books in the category Satire calendars. |
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Hillbilly Humor 2008 Wall Calendar | Hillbilly Humor Calendar : Wall : 2008 This new wall calendar for 2008 features extremely funny art depicting all facets of Hillbilly lifestyle. Huntin', Fishin', Boatin' and more. Everyone will recognize their friends or family in this hilarious calendar. This 2008 calendar is produced by SRI Marketing in the category Satire calendars. |
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It's a Gnome's World 2008 Wall Calendar | It's a Gnome's World Calendar : Wall : 2008 Gnomes are found in most countries of the world. They have a reputation for being kind, loving, considerate of all living things, and for having a great sense of humor. They not only understand how to get along with their neighbors, but play hard and do a lot of loving of life (and each other). This 2008 calendar is produced by Image Connection in the category Satire calendars. |
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Murphy's Law 2008 Desk Calendar | Murphy's Law Calendar : Desk : 2008 This cynical and witty calendar features humorous laws, principles, and observations about anything and everything that can go wrong. Whether it's relationships, the office, hobbies, technology, or daily life, these glass-is-half-empty suppositions will have even the biggest curmudgeons chuckling. This 2008 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel in the category Satire calendars. |
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Procrastinator's S.O.S. Planner 2008 Softcover Engagement Calendar | Procrastinator's S.O.S. Planner Calendar : Softcover Engagement : 2008 Even the organized struggle to keep up with life in the 21st century, but for those whose favorite day of the week is tomorrow, every day is Mayday. Whether master timewasters are treading water by filling out a tax return extension, cramming all night before an exam, or picking up gifts at the 7-Eleven on Christmas Eve, this humorous yet handy calendar comes to their rescue.
Each weekly spread has a "To Do (or Not) List," and such features as "Timewasters & Cheap Thrills," "Bail-Out Excuses," and "Ultimate Reprieves" provide comic relief to those in "Can they ship it FedEx?" distress. There's no humiliating of the action-impaired, just the presentation of lifesaving facts and resources to help procrastinators keep their heads above water in a demanding world. This 2008 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel in the category Satire calendars. |
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Retro Spoof 2008 Wall Calendar | Retro Spoof Calendar : Wall : 2008 Take a retro look at modern-day life with this edition of this classic favorite. From beer, love (or lack thereof), education, life, video games and smoking, no one says it better than Retro Spoof. This 2008 calendar is produced by Trends International Corp. in the category Satire calendars. |
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Skelanimals 2008 Wall Calendar | Skelanimals Calendar : Wall : 2008 Mitchell Bernal, creator of "Skelanimals," has resurrected the dead with his set of dead characters with loveable traits and cuddly bones. Mitchell's animation credits include Disney's Lilo & Stitch, The Lion King and Aladdin. This 2008 calendar is produced by Aquarius in the category Satire calendars. |
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Stick 2008 Wall Calendar | Stick Calendar : Wall : 2008 If you think a picture is worth only 1,000 words, then you haven't seen how these simple lines convey the greatest moments in art, history, film, and literature. Based on the book by Jeffrey Metzner, Stick uniquely blends art and a sly sense of humor that will be enjoyed all year long. This 2008 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel in the category Satire calendars. |
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Teddy Scares 2008 Wall Calendar | Teddy Scares Calendar : Wall : 2008 As children, our teddy bears were there to love and protect us from things that went bump in the night. Now we're older, and our toys have been long forgotten. But they haven't forgotten about us. And now they're back. With a vengeance. This 2008 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel in the category Satire calendars. |
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The Experts Speak 2008 Desk Calendar | The Experts Speak Calendar : Desk : 2008 The calendar with a daily dose of what you love! Tear-off pad is attached to a handy easel stand. Described as "The Definitive Compendium of Authoritative Misinformation" by authors Christopher Cerf and Victor Navasky, you will see just how much the experts don't know! Each day brings a rollicking example of expert misunderstanding, miscalculation, egregious prognostication, boo-boos, and just plain lies on everything under, including, and beyond the sun: time, space, the sexes, the races, the environment, economics, politics, crime, education, the media, history, and science. This 2008 calendar is produced by Avalanche Publishing in the category Satire calendars. |
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This Box will Change Your Life 2008 Desk Calendar | This Box will Change Your Life Calendar : Desk : 2008 A refreshingly facetious book of daily ideas for reshaping your life has become a cult sensation. So popular they've published a sequel, this collection of off-the-wall suggestions is hilariously thought-provoking. This 2008 calendar is produced by Landmark in the category Satire calendars. |
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Women are Like... 2008 Wall Calendar | Women are Like... Calendar : Wall : 2008 What man can resist the classic combination of attractive women and hilarious humor? Poking fun at the opposite sex is not just funny, it's downright healthy! These good-natured jabs will provide buddies, co-workers, and roommates the comic relief they need to make it through the year. This 2008 calendar is produced by Landmark in the category Satire calendars. |
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Zombie Survival Guide 2008 Desk Calendar | Zombie Survival Guide Calendar : Desk : 2008 Author Max Brooks warns us that anyone, a policeman, a nurse, a friend, or coworker, can turn into a zombie. That is why this daily calendar is so important. Each page contains information that is vital to survival against an attack by the living dead. You will learn the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home, and how to adapt in any territory or terrain. A Zombie Outbreak Journal is included for recording suspicious events. Please, keep alert; zombies may be stalking us right now without us even knowing it. Watch out. This 2008 calendar is produced by Andrews McMeel in the category Satire calendars. |
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